thecarpenterwizard:

Get kidnapped off the street, sass kidnapper.

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

smauug:

If you ever think you’re lazy, just remember that Sherlock had John walk across the room to get his phone out of the jacket he was wearing.

And if you ever think you’re a pushover, just remember that John actually did it.

ishipjohnlock247:

reapersun:

“sherlock you need to eat something”

“no”

“it’s just soup, it’ll make you feel better”

“no”

“sherlo-“

“NO”

jadeblueafterglow: If you’re still taking requests, can I ask for Sherlock with a cold and John playing nursemaid?
sonicmebaby: Could you draw John taking care of a sick/injured Sherlock?

I bet Sherlock would be an awful patient …..

alycen-riddle:

I will give you a punch by Ai 人工痔瘡

atlinmerrick:

Wedding

John’s not surprised. Everyone else is, but not John.

By now you’d think they’d know the only thing you should expect from Sherlock Holmes is the unexpected.

White weddings, veils, formal vows, wedding bands—everyone thought Mr. Smart Arse would mock them. Oh hell no.

While he won’t technically be wearing a bridal dress, that didn’t stop John’s fiancé from trying a few on. The good doctor is pretty sure it was the veil Sherlock liked the most, being as he tried three dresses but fourteen veils.

Feeling like the most indulgent man on earth John watched his betrothed dart around the bridal shop, trying taffeta, tugging on tulle. It wasn’t until he donned that fourteenth veil and changed into that third dress that John stopped feeling indulgent and felt other things entirely.

Mycroft’s paying. Mycroft’s paying. Mycroft’s paying.

It didn’t bother John one whit that his future brother-in-law was footing the bill for their wedding. Accepting a gift honors the giver, right? And besides, it had already lead to a reduction in sibling hostilities.

So yeah, Mycroft was paying. Which meant if they ruined one of these dresses, well…

“Sherlock?”

John’s espoused stopped fussing with his finery, turned in time to register three things: John was very hard, he was moving at speed, and he was reaching for Sherlock’s bustle.

Verity Burns wrote a ‘Rat’ 221B and challenged her friends to jump on her bandwagon. Here’s my silly offering for ‘wedding.’ 

drymartinee:

One more miracle, Sherlock, for me.

John, IOU and an apple.